Monday, May 3, 2010

in the beginning

The Tale of a Kingdom
 
The King
King Obama is king of the land OF America. Now King obama became king because of the short comings of king George from the land of Texas. King Obama was from the Land of Chicago where the land was corrupt . King Obama was a man who acquired tax monies from the people of the land to give to his personal interest in his own land .
King Obama said to the people let there be change only KO was smart , he did not let the people what change he had in store for them.
King O had lots of other kings of lands he controlled as well as helpers . There would be prince Harry of Nevada, Duchess Nancy of Frisco and the kings court jesters AL and Jessie. Also there was King Arnold of Kalefornea, former king and king of Arkansas Bill and queen hilliary. Also we will learn about other servants.


Duchess of Frisco
Nancy is the duchess of frisco. She is 3rd in line for the throne behind the kings personal protector of the drink spirits Joe. Nancy lives in the land of frisco and takes her personal flying chariot to the land of DC. On board of her chariot she has the best wine , the best cheese from the land of Wisconsin, and beef form the land of Colorado. All paid for by the people of the land . The people of frisco love her so much (not) that 95% think she should rule another land far from frisco. In Fact, more people think that King Elvis (the king of rock and roll) is still alive, than like Duchess Nancy. Duchess Nancy lives in the land of the sexually confused near the pacific sea in the land controlled by the local King Arnold.


King Arnold of Kalefornea
Now king Arnold was once an entertainer of the people and still performs this as local King. King Arnold has a troubled land. King Arnold has invited all who live in the land of the south
to join him . King Arnold gives free health care , and pays retired teachers much money for teaching the children of earlier times. Now King Arnold went to the land of DC and told King Obama that his land
Was Flat ass Broke! King Obama said not to worry Arnold . I will have the taxman institute a new VAT tax. “we can collect more money so we can spend it foolishly ! And so it will be . And Arnold flew aboard duchess Nancy’s chariot and ate and drank well. King Arnold and duchess Of frisco Nancy spoke together . King Arnold said I am concerned ! Duchess Nancy said do not fear ! We can get money from the great land by the china sea….would you like more caviar? The duke of Nevada was with them and laughed.
 
Duke of Nevada
Duke Harry … Duke Harry has no clue. Duke Harry is from the land of desert and the land known as sin city. Duke Harry seems to suffer from the illness known as PASIAS (people are stupid I am smart ) syndrome. He is a leader of King Obamas Senate. He is very unpopular right now.
 
Court Jester
King Obama has his personal Favs. One is Jessie the lord of blackmail, and the other is AL the lord of STUTS. (stir up the s..t) Now lord Jessie went to former king Carter and said set my people free and give me seed money for my organization or ill create some bad times …so king jimmy said OK . So Jimmy gave lord Jessie Millions of dollars for the organization . Jessie used the money wisely and supported all his children from his wife and Others who bore his children. Jessie also went to a beer maker in the land of st. Louis and said My son would like to be a seller of your fine product , if not , My tribesman will not drink your product and it was done. One time both the court jesters went to Indiana where a young tribe woman said 5 men from another tribe tried to lay with her . Lords al and Jessie had harsh words for the young men and wanted them beaten…However , the woman was of bad reputation and lied . It was so that lords Al And Jessie never apologized to the men. Funny GUYS .
 
 
 
 
A great Flood came upon the land of Mississippi and Louisiana and was devastated .One of King Obamas servants Sir W. Jefferson, was a leader in the land of Louisiana. Now when the floods came he had to leave his home and tried to take His earnings from his cold box… the authorities thought this strange and he was found guilty of wrong doing. What a great story.

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